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Exciting News From Your Friends At GiantBpwn.Net!
You may have noticed a liiiiiittle bit of a change.
By Polly S Hate | April 1, 2012



"Thanks for the memories, old pal."


Yeah, yeah, I know. You're probably asking yourself, "What's going on here?" You have good reason to be, and it'll all be explained below.

The situation is currently this: Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net no longer exists as it used to on the internet. It was a good run, but times change and people move on to bigger and hopefully better things, and that's just what we've done here.

Welcome to GiantBpwn.Net (the domain will kick over in a day or two automatically, so don't worry about updating your links!), the new face of many of your favorite websites, all under one convenient banner, all focused on bringing you the absolute best we possibly can in internet information and entertainment.

This plan was brought together by none other than Bpwner, who offered up not only the office space, but a hefty sum of resources that will help us deliver on the promise quality online content. Currently included in this deal are obviously Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net, Bpwner's own personal blog Barbecuing Squirrels, Rhete's inconsequentialexistence.com, Traitor Magnus' Corrupted Save Blog, and decoy octopus' Atarijaguarhater.Net website. Believe me when I say that there are even more exciting reveals to this announcement to come in the very near future including new staff announcements and more website acquisitions. Bpwner's been a busy guy, but we all believe in what he's trying to do here.

So, with that out of the way, what exactly can you expect from the all-new GiantBpwn.net?

For starters? Timeliness.

Readers of Socksmakepeoplesexy.Net have long been asking why we never dabbled much in covering games from the current generation. It takes time and money to be able to keep up with release schedules these days, and neither of the two are things I had a lot of over the course of the site's lifespan. However, with a growing and dedicated staff of writers, and Bpwner's seemingly bottomless pockets at our disposal, we'll be able to keep up with all the current-gen releases you guys feel are important.

Not only does that mean up-to-date reviews on the biggest and best games, but it also means we'll be diving head first into covering the hottest news stories, events, and announcements 24 hours a day. If it happens in gaming, you'll see it right here on Giant Bpwn. Don't believe me? Keep an eye out this week for some of the big scoops that we've managed to dig up that are going to make all the other sites' jaws drop to the floor.

So, we hope you stick around. We're just getting moved in, and it's going to take us just a bit to get things up and running at max capacity. The transition to our new digs has been a trying time for us all, but you're dealing with a talented and dedicated staff who knows what they're doing and are absolutely going to make sure that your stay here at Giant Bpwn is the best use of your internet time.

Peace, love, and waffles!

Filed under: Bigger and better things, selling out, #RIPDerpy